Insight 1: If grasping at straws were a profession, I'd be CEO of the world's top firm.
Insight 2: If things seem to be serendipitous, it's usually a lie. The term generally refers to a "film" starring John Cusack and Kate Beckinboobs. Serendipity is also an ice cream shop on NY's upper east side that has been closed numerous times for health code violations.
Also, note to self: get bread. You need bread.